The Catastrophe of the Apple

by A. Sea Herndon

The Catastrophe of the Apple

God said don’t eat the thing

The serpent said go ahead

Eve said it looks good

So she ate it

& gave it to Adam

he ate it too

then one fell

on Sir Isaac Newton’s head

& voila gravity

only Einstein proved him wrong

I don’t believe in gravity

& as for apples

I don’t eat the fucking things

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